Sex on Thursday
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SEX ON THURSDAY | Am I Straight Shy? Intimacy and the Naked Gaze in Shared Spaces
It is well established by now that I am somewhat of a slut. From my sexual escapades out and about, to my adventures in open spaces, having sex where others can catch a glimpse — or load. I have engaged in the arts of performing sex. While I don’t think of others as an audience, I am always enthralled by the idea of being seen and perceived in a sexual context. Mostly because I always catch a good compliment — or dick — when I do, but also because it enhances my sexual experience when I lose myself in the inhibition of all my carnal desires. But I realized fairly…
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SEX ON THURSDAY | Why Women Shouldn’t Have Vibrators
Now that all those who believe this title was genuine are gathered, it’s time for us to have a discussion: Not only should women have vibrators — it is actually a critical act of self-empowerment. One of my friends — we’ll call her Michelle — broke off a month-long relationship with one of the worst men I’ve ever heard of. Seriously, she usually has pretty good taste, so I’m not sure what came over her, but this man was rude to his mom, narcissistic and critical of nearly all of her interests. Worst of all, he expressed disdain toward Michelle having a vibrator. Unfortunately, there are lots of romantic partners,…
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SEX ON THURSDAY | I Am an Incel
By Stevie Dicks Hey freaks, it’s me again. Roughly two and a half years ago, I did a very daunting thing — I came out as gay in a small upstate New York town. Now years later, I am coming out again: I am an incel. For those that don’t know, an incel is a person who is “involuntarily celibate.” I have not had sex since July. It’s been so long that I can no longer see, my legs don’t work and I can hear colors. But it’s not like I haven’t gotten any play. I can explain! This all goes back to my fling from last summer. I was…
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SEX ON THURSDAY | Sex Is Overrated
I’m so freaking horny all the time, but all I can think every time I have sex is “When is this going to be over?” I think about sex a little too much, and recently it’s gotten worse. Sometimes at night, I wake up so horny I have to masturbate — yes, it has gotten that bad. My problem is that I don’t enjoy having sex. I don’t like sucking dick. Getting meat up my butt hurts. Putting meat up someone’s butt is gross. Not to mention that I hate hooking up with guys I don’t have feelings for. Growing up gay in a small Upstate New York town was…
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MULTIMEDIA | Why Grace Elmore ’25 Talks About Sex
MULTIMEDIA/OPINION | The Sun sat down with Grace Elmore ’25 who, under the pseudonym “Annie Position,” has been writing her weekly column “Let’s Talk About Sex” since 2022. Elmore reflected on sex education and why it is important to talk about sexual health, relationships and intimacy. Filmed by Jessica Yao, Jade DubucheEdited by Marian CaballoProduced by Henry Schechter, Jade Dubuche
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SEX ON THURSDAY | Introduction to Gay Sex for Straight People
Hey, freak! Are you a straight person who has ever wondered what hot, steamy, man-on-man gay sex is like, but couldn’t quite visualize it? As the professor of GSEX 1101: Introduction to Gay Sex for Straight People, I will lecture you on all things homosexual. Most of my straight friends, women and men, don’t have many other gay friends, so they are often baffled by my sexual commentary. I get a lot of the same questions, some insightful, and others less so. I’ve heard my fair share of “do you poo on it?” type of questions. So, in the spirit of education, let’s clear some things up. I want you…