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SUNBURSTS | 4/20: Broken News
Editor’s Note: 4/20 content is a part of The Sun’s joke issue and contains exaggerated and factually inaccurate information. INSTITUTIONAL NEUTRALITY? | In a shocking turn of events, President Michael Kotlikoff was spotted at a pro-Palestinian protest, pouring Cornell’s promise of neutrality down the drain. (Psetahn Shmencea / Sun Contributor) FOUR-YARD PLAY | The Student Assembly announced Sunday that beloved mascot Touchdown has won the position of president. (Rielka Cngman / Sun Contributor) ILR IRL | For the first time in Cornell’s history, ILR professors have voted to join the UAW and are going on strike, effective immediately. (Temawth Ckkziyorn / Sun Contributor) TICK, TOCK, BOOM! | Administration decided to…